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• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would like to have emotions
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What pornos would have us believe
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• You and I have power supplies
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• I would like to buy you a drink
• You would make a wonderful father
• A book that would feed our chats
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• Penis size and impregnation
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• blondes have more fun
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I Have Zero Fish_root (category)
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• if you have had your midnights
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Grandpaw would
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• A whimper would be fine
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Whom I would declare war on
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What would you give your left arm for?
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To have and to hold
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• What Would You Do?
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• What would Jesus drive?
• What would Nietzsche do?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• You have a big finger
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I have to go to the bathroom
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Have got
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• We have a map of the piano
• I have no idea!!_root (category)
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.

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