Findings:

• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• Stable emulsion of oil in water, or easy salad dressings
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Swimming pool injury
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Bad command or file name
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• truth or swill
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• HOT or NOT
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Liberty or Death
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• Death or the dawn
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Hex; Or Printing in the Infernal Method
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• All good men are either gay or married
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• fold or crumple
• Prose or Poetry?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Liberty, equality, fraternity or death!
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Catching a Parakeet in Midair, or On Parakeet Memory
• Round the Moon: 15: Hyperbola or Parabola
• Becabde or Bezabde (user)
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• give me the truth or nothing
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• C is for Cookie or Corpse
• Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Everything is fallen or otherwise
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• make space ship or alien or cowboy or whatever noises
• OR WAS IT
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Jan Ors
• Pair or Single
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Should I stay or should I go?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Dead or Alive 2
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• For Love or Money
• Brown Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• How to herd people in public
• push or knock
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• It must have rained or something
• descry or (user)
• Deal or No Deal
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• Drugs Or Me
• Muffy, or a Transmigration of Selves
• 54-40 or fight!
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Letters or Symbols?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• William Orr
• Is this poetry or crap?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Fuck it or kill it
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• To Pacify or Not
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• Are You A Richey James Romantic Or A Nicky Wire Socialist?
• Dead or Alive
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Now or Never
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• right or wrong
• Sir Hornbook; or, Childe Launcelot's Expedition
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• Beauty with love, false or true
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie

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