Findings:

• Forget women - here's what men want
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• Long-haired men and short-haired women
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Men make more money than women
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Rape committed by women
• What Women Want
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Why men like women's breasts
• The difference between men and women
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• They mass produce plastic women
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• They think I'm a god
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• What men want in a woman
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Judging women by their books
• The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Why women like the smell of men
• The inherent nature of men and women
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• They want me for a focus group!
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Kids that age think they know it all
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Men vs Women
• How many men/women masturbate?
• I want to live in a world of a marketplace of ideas.
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• Men and Women
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• Ways men evaluate women
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• What men think of the penis
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Men are 5, Women are 6
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• cat haters
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• They Don't Want Me
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Live Era '87-'93
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• They think it's all over
• People want what they cannot have
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The space that fits a restless girl for five minutes
• Three horrible old women and a monkey

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