Findings:

• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Without religion, there is no God
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Mind without body
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There will be no more stories to read
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Life without music would be a mistake
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Without zazen, there is no Zen
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• No one can be in two places at once
• There will never be another you
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• eternity would be boring
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I never thought it would be like this
• No place I'd rather be
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There need to be more powers
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• There is some place I need to be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Just to see what it would be like
• you had to be there
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• That would be me
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• My life may no longer be my own
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• The best kind of bartender
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Youth is made to be misspent
• There will be time
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• The Man Who Would Be King
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• There can be only one
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• That I Would Be Good
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Who Will Be There
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This poem can be put off no longer
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• A whimper would be fine
• Where's the kaboom?
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Some things that fly there be
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• Be there or be square
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• it would be hilarious if only
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• there will be a last
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• No one can be totally logical
• There Will Be Blood
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.

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