It was driving us crazy, until we figured out that we could use it to drive Gregg crazy. Somehow we'd always look at that clock when it read

1:11
1:23
2:22
2:34

Hey look! We should make a wish! I wish i had a million dollars! Hot Dog!

3:33
3:45
4:44

Dude, that's totally weird. It was at one of those numbers last time i looked up. Spooky.

4:56
5:55

Oh, man - look. Just look.

6:54

Maybe we should get an analog clock? This is freaking me out.

10:01
10:10
11:11
12:21
12:34

Hey Gregg, look - 1 2 3 4. Make a wish. You'll never believe our clock - keep an eye on it.

This happened enough times to thoroughly unnerve Gregg. He started growling and punching us when we pointed it out. Which just encouraged us, really.
Hey, Gregg, what time is it?
It's two-twenty - fuck! Fucker! Fuck you!
hee hee!

Now it doesn't matter what clock it is. Offhand, in his car, years later: Hey Gregg, it's 1 2 3 4! Make a wish!

Ow! Hey, watch the road, hey!

nodeshell rescue - true story.

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