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• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mind without body
• I never thought it would be like this
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What is it like to be a bat?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• What can be better than that?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Be something... be anything other than this
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Would you like an OS with that?
• What it's like to be skinny
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• If you would like to contact DMan
• I would like to buy you a drink
• What life after death will really be like
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Would you like to know more?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I know what it's like to be dead
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• what would you like?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Would you like a doughnut?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I would like to have emotions
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• That would be me
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Would you like fries with that?
• I put away childish things, like myself
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• play dumb
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Rebeca Martinez
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• it would be hilarious if only
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Would you like to try a sample?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Half-sour pickle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• eternity would be boring
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I would like to bring you here
• The best kind of bartender
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• What it's like to be in love
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I like women with shaved heads
• Like a broken pencil
• As You Like It II.v
• Civilization is Like a Jetliner
• A kind of calm like no other

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