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• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• The Ass and His Shadow
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• How to wipe your ass
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• The Ass and His Driver
• ass
• The Ass and the Wolf
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Ass Pain
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
• thug ass nigga_root (category)
• virgan ass (user)
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• To His Coy Mistress
• i like his madness
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• His Desire
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• His Girl Friday
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• How Man creates his Gods
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• jawbone of an ass
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Ass wrestling
• show your ass (user)
• On His Blindness
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• His Flames Are Joys
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• At her mirror, his muse
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons IV
• Harry Harlow and his monkeys
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: With Synge in Connemara
• History of His Own Time
• his wifey (user)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• his place, late at night
• The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
• Red Ass
• Weird-ass exam technique
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Kiss ass
• His girlfriend
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• his own tongue (user)
• Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
• Noni and his Golden Serenaders
• Dave O'Higgings and his biggish band
• his nibs
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: By-ends and his companions
• His face when she fell
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: V
• Charlie and His Orchestra
• warwalking antennas in his hat juiced and sniffing.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• Up Your Ass
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• hoss ass hole (user)
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons IV
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The Arbor, Mistrust and Timorous, Misses his roll
• The Poet and His Song
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• Adam Smith and His Amazing Invisible Hand
• A fool and his money are soon parted
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• The Ass and the Charger
• Asses of Fire
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• The Obscene Ass
• Coon ass
• candy ass (user)
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• And then I broke his nose
• And in His Brave Court
• He flops over and bonks his head
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
• Koji Gets His Wish
• A man's got to know his limitations
• Regin's tale of his brothers, and of the gold called Andvari's Hoard
• His heart swells with drama a roach mounts his slippered foot
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XV
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• his wifey_root (category)
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• his writing
• ass chip
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Run your ass
• Big Ass Fans
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• Requiem for What's His Name
• Blind man tying his shoes
• A meditation for his mistress
• No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
• The Fool Rings His Bells
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Mr Humphreys and his Inheritance
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• you wipe my eyes clean at 3 am
• Rat's ass
• The Goat and the Ass
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• The Wild Colonials
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
• hoss ass hole_root (category)
• his
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• His Fraudulency
• Lord Snooty and His Pals
• Jas. Mathus and his Knock-Down Society Play Songs for Rosetta
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• Shaggy Seeks his Stray Brother
• Thoughts for Oliver on His Death
• Alfred Hitchcock's acceptance speech for his 1967 Irving G. Thalberg award
• Maddux loses his bell for heavy grief
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
• The sunny side of his face
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• ass candy (user)
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• The Colour Of His Voice
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
• an Aztec father advises his son
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Cosimo Cavallaro and his curd appeal
• Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
• His magnolia walls
• The fire of God in his eyes
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIII
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• A father's thoughts for his daughter
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Kiki Uses His Magic

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