Findings:

• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• The thing you are looking for does not exist. Should I create it for you?
• exist
• exists
• Do aliens exist?
• Contradictions don't exist
• Time does not exist
• Does free will exist?
• Color does not exist
• Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
• beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
• Dr Pepper imitations
• InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
• Christianity does not exist
• Orgasms exist entirely in your head
• Gusty winds may exist
• For every set there exists a larger set
• God probably doesn't exist
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Natural rights don't exist
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• Nothing unreal exists
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• writing songs that already exist
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The "future" does not exist
• Does Santa exist?
• I smile just because you exist
• ∃
• Everything existed as though painted in a dream
• Beauty exists in scummy soup skin
• Time does not exist without rain
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• B Battery
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Queer Youth Exist
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
• Gibson architecture
• exists (user)
• A light exists in spring
• exist (user)
• Zen Story: Nothing Exists
• Why emotions exist
• Therefore, God exists
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• already exists (user)
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• The glass does not exist.
• According to the Turing Test, I do not exist
• Love does not exist
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• Why Heaven and Hell Cannot Exist
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• people who don't exist
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• Stereotypes Exist For A Reason
• Why do we exist?
• as if he didn't exist
• Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• A religion based on Kanye West is a thing that exists
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• There exist some
• The dishes in the drying rack do not exist
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• The world used to exist in this empty space
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• nostalgia for things that never existed
• The Temptation to Exist
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• hens exist for the cock
• do paradoxes exist?
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• it's the space between things that allows them to exist
• Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
• should
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Should I be happy?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• If I should die
• Front porch, what should have been said
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Things you should know about King James
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Serving saké
• Statistics every writer should know
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• things you should know about your hamster's cage
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Things guys think girls should know
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Should I feel guilty?
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Funerals should be a celebration
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Should I be sorry?
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• Why I should quit Everything
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Magazines should ban anorexic models
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• Should the Wide World Roll Away
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• I should be able to remember your face
• Children should be seen and not heard
• This should make you very quiet
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• You should know better
• Things they should teach in school
• Why you should understand the tools you use
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• One should not marry such a maiden
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Why I think I should go to bed
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Farmers' Market
• I should be running in the sunshine
• the key commands all emacs users should know
• Things everyone should know about cars
• Automobile tire pressure
• Why you should learn self-defense
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• We should all like sex and drugs
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why you should keep your contact lenses clean
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Why more people should use the color brown

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