Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "why does anyone go to these things if not in the vain hope that other people are better-looking than you"

• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• let go of what you think other people think
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• criticizing other people's lights
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Seeing Other People
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Hell is other people
• how long does it go (user)
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Other People's Problems
• On showering with other people
• Mardi Gras celebrations in the US other than New Orleans: an observation
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Dance alone with other people
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• Be something... be anything other than this
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Personality is defined by other people
• Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
• all of these people are me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• In Downriver Factory Towns, People Are Looking For Hope in a New Kind of Smoke
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• other people's money
• Where does the laughter go?
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• How does anyone get to Pewter City
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• Cooler than the other side of the pillow
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Rain does that to people
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• These people are still happening to me
• Indigenous people are better than you
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Television does more than rot your brain
• Where people go when people die
• answer: where did the other square go?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Does this ever go away?
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• Does not play well with others
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Fuck what other people think
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Uses for dildos other than the obvious
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Breaking off bits of other people's lives
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Little parts of you trapped inside other people
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Comparing your insides to other people's outsides
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• These and many other thoughts fill my mind while I lie recovering
• Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
• Operations other than war
• Some words are harder than others
• Why you should study something other than drama
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Making something other than amends
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• Are some species more important than others?
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• The other people who hate war
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• we can all just be around other people
• Weak and stupid people manipulating other weak and stupid people
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Read things that piss other people off
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• play dumb
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Treatment of corporations
• Does hate scare people?
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• Some Days are Better than Others
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• People smarter than I am.
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• I Knew These People
• These people are not your friends
• What Everything does better than anything else
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• doe
• Nobody Does It Better
• MTV sucks
• Does
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
• Super Doe deer urine
• Curious George does LSD
• The Doe and the Lion
• Microsoft does your mom

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