Findings:

• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• People don't flail when they die
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Ground rush
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When you kill people they die
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Eye contact at a distance
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Why do people believe in God?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Saying what you mean, meaning what you say.
• telling people what they don't need to know/ you've got a monster in your parasol/ Rated R(thing)
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• They Say that in the Army
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Do blind people dream?
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• What do you mean "we"?
• Where people go when people die
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• when people become strangers
• People want what they cannot have
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• When words mean too much
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• And People Say Supermarkets are Boring
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What to do when your car breaks down
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Say When
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• when they take my blood
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• What did you mean when you said...
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Treatment of corporations
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• play dumb
• Her hair, tangled
• What They Did To the Desert People
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• They say it's never too late
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• they say
• Now you do what they told ya
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• If you can say something nice, do
• Do Make Say Think
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• just because they never bothered to really do
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• (Listen to the) Flower People
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?

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