Findings:

• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• I did not say it would make sense
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• Even permutations are not odd
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Even In Death
• you can't break even
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• Did Chuang Tzu dream
• That which I should have done I did not do
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• my hands did nothing to replace yours.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• even permutation
• Something Even Better
• Groups of even order
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• we travel so often without even moving
• I Am Very Bothered
• I did not find love
• I almost did it
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• Britain Entering World War I
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• I did not get the news
• Even In Dreams
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• even my socks
• answer: where did the other square go?
• Did Nostradamus predict JFK's assassination?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Even my faults he adores
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• hot and bothered
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• So how did you two meet?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Did we not build the rudder? Let us not blame the sea.
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• When did the World get so old?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• why do I bother?
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• England arrived late
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Even Years Ago
• kiss, even
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• A Slumber did my Spirit Seal
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Why, Yes, I Did Steal an Electric Shaver
• Even Day
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Even trees die
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Oh, bother!
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Did You Fuck Her?
• Did not arrive (no reason)
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• even (user)
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• what is this i don't even
• Nobody's heart bothers with such mundane things as distance
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Conspiracy Theory: Did we land on the Moon?
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• I did this once before, in a dream
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• even number
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• I know what you did last summer
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• What did you mean when you said...
• what I did on my holidays
• Did I stutter?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• So did I.
• "42" is even to any base
• Even the moon was wrong
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Sorry to bother you
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• what we did last night
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• what the kids did for love:
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• Even better than the real thing
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• no worries, no bothers, no captains, no fathers
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• a dream you did not have
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Even
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Where did you get that hat?
• I know what you did in Texas
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
• i did nothing wrong (user)
• Even if we're not together
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Why bother?
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Did I step on your dick?
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• Bothered

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