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• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Conspiracy Theory: Did we land on the Moon?
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• "42" is even to any base
• Even the moon was wrong
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I know what you did last summer
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• What did you mean when you said...
• what I did on my holidays
• Did I stutter?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Even better than the real thing
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• what we did last night
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• what the kids did for love:
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Even
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Why bother taking a picture?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Jesus did not die on Cross
• Even if we're not together
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Where did you get that hat?
• I know what you did in Texas
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Did I step on your dick?
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• What is conflict, and why bother to resolve it?
• Men did not always like large breasts
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Where did Archie find the time?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• a dream you did not have
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• My first comet
• Shakespeare Did It Syndrome
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Even from the East German judge!
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I still don't even know you
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
• Katie Did
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• not even wrong
• Even nerds need people skills
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• More hips!
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• Why I did what I did
• Did Elvis see Star Wars?
• I don't care what you did last summer
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• odd or even
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• I still know what you did last summer
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• You did a lot of things right on this girl.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even death is beautiful
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• bother
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• Let's not, and say we did
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Why did the girl fall off the swing?
• Did I do that?
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• How did we come to this?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Five is both even and odd
• Even Johansen
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away
• What They Did To the Desert People
• break even
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Even death requires an essay
• just because they never bothered to really do
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• He did very little harm
• Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• even function
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• A tramp did it
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Even if You Don't
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• A place where even trees conspire
• Using headphones as a microphone
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?

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