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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "why bother getting married, why not just find someone who hates you and give them your house"

• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Find someone who...
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Half-sour pickle
• Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• good reasons to hate someone
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• The Hare Who Got Married
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• ex-girl friend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• We're getting married
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Just Another Night at the Frat House
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• just because they never bothered to really do
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• cat haters
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Helping a loved one with depression
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• heppigirl and tWD are getting married! Wanna come?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• May I suggest not getting married in West Virginia?
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• Pete Jackson is Getting Married
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Considering considering getting married
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• The other people who hate war
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Getting Married
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Helping people cheat
• Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Rachel Getting Married
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Rednecks hating Canada
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Just give him the damned fish
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• house meeting
• Hart House
• The Picture in the House
• Massachusetts state house
• House of Dust -- Part I -- II
• House of Dust -- Part III -- XI
• on the house
• The Four Horsemen of the White House Office for Faith-Based and Community Initiatives
• Fun House
• Constitution of Australia: Chapter I. Part III - The House of Representatives
• The House of the Seven Gables
• house finch
• A house of laughing for no reason
• House organ
• Anchorage House
• House of Terror
• Lever House
• Tearing down the pump house
• The House of Fame
• A dog is not a house accessory
• Curry House Plot
• This is Just to Say
• Just Say No to Dubs
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• just a night
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
• It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
• If we fall behind, just change the color.
• The Just
• It's Not Better - Just Different
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
• My mother just died
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• Just An Antagonist (user)
• Just before the kiss
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• Loving someone else's wife
• someone I thought I knew once
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• How to interview someone
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Who you really are
• God helps those who help themselves
• find
• Those who study philosophy
• You'll Find Me
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Who created God?
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• Who's To Blame
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Who's Rating our Games?
• Getting to know you nodes
• The Boat Who Wouldn't Float
• Getting emotional over sporting events
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Praise the Lord Who Reigns Above
• Getting your drum kit to behave
• Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
• Getting tea in Boston
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Don't give up
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Give a man a fish
• Who's Jacqui Potts?
• I know, let's give shit away
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• give out
• Guess Who
• Give me a cookie!
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Why big businesses give prizes away
• give me the truth or nothing
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off

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