Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "why survive what you don't have to?"

• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• So you don't have to
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Baptist jokes
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a television set
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Stoned music memories
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A reason to drink
• Don't
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• French Canadians don't speak French
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't you know that's a sin?
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• They Don't Want Me
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Why I don't go to the South
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't Break the Oath
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I don't love you anymore
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• have
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Celebrities I have served
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• have an easy fast
• People want what they cannot have
• I have never kissed a girl
• You stole what they would have given you
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• You have the right to ask
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• I have a Little Dreidel
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• survive
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't Block the Box
• Arguments don't change minds
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• The horrible realization that you don't matter
• Don't blow-dry your Basil.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• dont (user)
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• I don't feel physical pain
• Don't Be An Ass_root (category)
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Don't You Hate
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I have no complaint
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Why I want to have children
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Computers have no sense of time
• you have to be close to catch it
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• How to survive a long-distance relationship
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Dead languages don't change
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't want to go home
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Eat it, don't read it
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Work like you don't need the money
• I dont know (user)
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• don't go to the hospital for hospitality
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Things That Don't End Well
• Don't fight the internet
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• I have never
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Californians have no soul
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• we have to talk
• I used to have so many dreams

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