Findings:

• While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• We're waiting for you to die
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• an accident waiting to happen
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Meanwhile
• Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)
• miss misery (user)
• miss julie (user)
• Miss Mary (user)
• miss punk (user)
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Miss World '96 Nude
• Gun waiting period
• time lost in life because of waiting
• team waiting system
• the constant disappointment of eschatologists waiting eagerly for the end of the world
• We were never really friends
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I wish I were close
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Trust Us, We're Experts
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• We're all still very different
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We were the young lovers before despair
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• we were horrified; then we got used to it
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Shit happens
• can't happen
• Whatever happened to the Burger King?
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• Programming for a drug dealer
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• miss
• Miss a meet
• Miss Portland Diner
• The Devil in Miss Jones
• My War Gone By, I Miss It So
• Miss Joyce (user)
• Do You Miss New York?
• miss monkey98 (user)
• I miss the way you do the dishes
• "WARNING! HELL is Waiting For YOU!"
• Waiting for the Archduke
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I stop somewhere waiting for you
• You Were on My Mind
• We're all doing just fine
• We're, Where, Were
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• you were so cute
• We're All Mad Here
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• the trains were never for you.
• I told you they were nuts
• After a while
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• Breastfeeding while on methadone maintenance therapy
• Hook 'em while they're young
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Miss Manners
• Miss Beazley
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• Miss Madness
• Miss Kittin and The Hacker
• Miss Sacripant
• Miss rock me (user)
• I hate waiting
• waiting for the future and wishing for the past
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• I dreamed you were a god once
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• We're all such products
• Only her big toes were painted
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Black Were (user)
• We were losing altitude
• If She Were a Shipwreck
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• cliches happen
• What happens in a car crash
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Miss Bianca
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Miss Brodie (user)
• /me misses happiness
• Miss Pam (user)
• Little Miss Entropy Machine
• Miss Rudolph (user)
• Waiting for Guffman
• waiting to escape
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I've been waiting forever
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Mistakes were made
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• 80 If We're Lucky
• You Were Right (user)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• I wish I were as smart as I am
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Once in a while
• strike while the iron is hot
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• My memory of what happened is not what happened
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• cache miss
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Good Morning, Miss Bliss

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