Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "while you were waiting, a meanwhile happened and you missed it"

• While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• an accident waiting to happen
• We're waiting for you to die
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• True love happens
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• Accidents will happen
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• Is it possible to miss...
• Miss Nelson Is Missing!
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• miss fine (user)
• Miss Thang (user)
• Miss CKY_root (category)
• A sledgehammer to miss the nut
• I hate waiting
• waiting for the future and wishing for the past
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• We were supposed to fall
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're all guinea pigs
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• If Only it Were In Jest... Infanticide
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Shoes That Were Danced to Pieces
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• So There We Were
• Are you thinking what we're thinking?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Black Were (user)
• Falling asleep while masturbating
• I was my mom for a while
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• Whatever happened to peace on Earth
• miss
• Miss a meet
• Miss Yvonne
• She Misses Him
• Miss Black America
• miss kitty_root (category)
• miss kathy_root (category)
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Waiting for Guffman
• waiting to escape
• the constant disappointment of eschatologists waiting eagerly for the end of the world
• Even if we're not together
• You were my plans tonight
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• When We Were Very Young
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Mistakes we knew we were making
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• Nine While Nine
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Once in a while.
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• What happened to claymation?
• compost happens
• This is When it Happens
• Miss Manners
• Miss Beazley
• Miss Youghal's Sais
• Miss Prism
• compulsory miss
• Miss Loki_root (category)
• miss priss_root (category)
• miss hina (user)
• Waiting Room
• Waiting For Godalming
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• this is it, we're going to die
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• If Jesus were alive today
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
• We're on a Roll (document)
• Runners, yeah, we're different
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Faith and Desire in We were built to swim for eighty years
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• something to ruminate on while twisting my mustache
• Swimming pool injury
• while loop
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• The Big Bang happened here
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• If you told me this never happened
• Sometimes it happens
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Miss Bianca
• Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Little Miss
• Miss/Mrs. Grundy
• Miss Thang_root (category)
• miss menace (user)
• Miss Great Britain
• Sitting and Waiting
• busy waiting
• Forgetting that we are all in the ghetto, that the ghetto is walled in, that outside the ghetto the lords of death reign, and that close by the train is waiting
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• When We Were Kings
• I was into them after they were hip
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• Were you here at all?
• Getting old while programming
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Things to do in a glider while under Zero G
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• Miss Portland Diner
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• miss marie (user)
• miss misery_root (category)
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• I miss her
• Waiting for the Barbarians
• Waiting for a Miracle
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• You Were The Fool
• Monster, we're here
• We Were the Sun's Chosen Ones
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• No Sex Please: We're British
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• While
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• How to reach Enlightenment while checking groceries
• While I Live
• Something Happens
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Variants that completely miss the point
• Miss Cleo let me down
• Miss Elizabeth
• Miss Kittin
• Miss Pam_root (category)
• Miss Marshmallow (user)
• miss ortiz (user)
• the waiting is the hardest part
• Sitting on the back porch, smoking cigarettes and waiting for the apocalypse
• staring at the ceiling, waiting for it to blink
• Wish You Were Here
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If the Current Were to Call
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts

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