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• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• Taking your fiance's last name
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• Red or Blue Pill
• more or less
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Letters or Symbols?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• William Orr
• Is this poetry or crap?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Fuck it or kill it
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Round the Moon: 15: Hyperbola or Parabola
• Becabde or Bezabde (user)
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• starving oneself or binging
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• They mass produce plastic women
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Kids that age think they know it all
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Whether
• Portland, Oregon
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Now or Never
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• right or wrong
• Sir Hornbook; or, Childe Launcelot's Expedition
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• Beauty with love, false or true
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• They Might Be Giants
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• The Things They Carried
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Before they were famous
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• They Came To America
• Admit
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Intelligence or talent -- the effects of definition
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• EF or FF?
• My Little Pony or porn star?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• White Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Deal or No Deal
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They Know Me
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• B Battery
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• They who monitor the Internet
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• It was better before they came
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• or
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• any way, shape or form
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Guilty Wind or Wing
• Potato or Parmentier Soup
• Trade or Opium?
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• pets or meat
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• Bismarck or Britain?
• You, standing
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Becabde or Bezabde_root (category)
• To Pacify or Not
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• consist, comprise, constitute, or compose
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When you kill people they die
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• They swam in disrupted alphabets
• I like my breasts the way they are
• Trick or treat
• Lila or a Lie
• Your Money or Your Life
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche

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