Findings:
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- How to herd people in public
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- There was a land where lived no violets
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Charles Bridgeman
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- Where's the kaboom?
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- So There We Were
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- November 4, 1995
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- Mighty aspirations you got there, girl
- How Pac-Man got his name
- How America was mapped
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- Where are you going?
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How many primes are there?
- So how did you two meet?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How the West Was Won
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- I was going to marry Marty
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- The Town Where No One Got Off
- Hey, how's it going?
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Where's Everything going?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- this is it, we're going to die
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How the Earth was destroyed
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How much information is there in the World?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How the American flag got raped
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- How to crack root and not get caught
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- How many living things are there on earth?
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
- Who what when where why & how
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Oh, so that's how it is
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Running a BBS
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How we were, before we were
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Collision avoidance technique
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How do you get there?
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
- We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- Going There
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
- How Maria got herself a pussy
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- This was not my going away party
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
- How come we never dated?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
- There's Something Going On
- Finding out where a net user lives
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How was the Bible canonized?
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
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