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• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Where's the kaboom?
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Would you want to live there?
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Armando Ingegnieri and his Psychology of the Second Brain
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Be a problematic duck over there
• where there's muck, there's brass
• there will be a last
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• There can be only one
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• human brain
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• all the cute guys will be there
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Be human
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Mind without body
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• That would be me
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Where there's smoke there's fire
• The significant costs of the large human brain
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• There are no specific human research function
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• what would it take to be serene again?
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Socialism With A Human Face
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Be there or be square
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Where there's smoke
• I would recognize that face anywhere
• Where There Are Two Jews, There Are Three Opinions
• Warm boot the human brain
• The place where there is no darkness
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There will be no more stories to read
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• you had to be there
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• Who Will Be There
• Go where there is no snow
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There will never be another you
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• You're too good to be human
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There is some place I need to be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• eternity would be boring
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room

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