Findings:

• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When did the World get so old?
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Things to do when technology gets here
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I get like this
• Stoned music memories
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• When I get mad I throw harder
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• I'll get there when I get there
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• draft hood
• Drafts (superdoc)
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Get Shorty
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• What happens when you get too lonely
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Get a rise out of someone
• How to get chicks (black metal version)
• As Cool As It Gets
• Cactus Jack gets amnesia
• Music to get drunk to
• How a pizza gets made
• What to get the guy that has everything
• Getting a tourist visa for China
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• lets get it 08 (user)
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• It gets better
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• when
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• When You Are Old
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• How to scream when no one is looking
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Things to consider when forming a rock band
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• When she was bad
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• When quitting isn't quitting
• When Bobby Comes Down
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• when doves cry (user)
• When EDB Attacks... (e2poll)
• I sweat when I pee.
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• And When She Sings
• Some time when I was a teenager
• That moment when...
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• draft gear
• Everything2 drafts system (category)
• I never get mail
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get off the nut
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• Nuclear Cats Get New Home
• Herbs to help you get a job
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• How to get a skateboard sponsor
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It Gets Dark
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When am I an adult?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• When your mind races, who wins?
• when fake deaf guys attack
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I know more when I'm alone
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• November 4, 1995
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When We Recovered
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When the mouse pointer covers part of a word
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• When Jesus Wept
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When impressing friends with food
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• When your baby drools, when your baby barks
• When does a dream become public domain?
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• Now you do what they told ya
• Draft Board Classifications
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• get well card

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