Findings:

• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When did the World get so old?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I'll get there when I get there
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Stoned music memories
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We get too tense when we drive
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When I get like this
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• get right down to it
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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