Findings:

• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I still like a bedtime story
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• I feel like a rock star
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Tell me a story about rains
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• I'll Tell You a Story
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Your eyes tell a whole other story
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• Tell me a story about mains
• I know more when I'm alone
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• tell me a story about really being undead
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Tell me a story
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Feels Like Home
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Tell me a story about plains
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• What it feels like on bare skin
• When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• Laws Tell Stories
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Alone, Like a Window Washer at the 50th Story
• old books can tell more than one story
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I walk around when I'm high
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Tell me a story about trains
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
• Tell me a story about drains
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Feel Like A Stranger
• I could tell you some stories
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• I'm always breathless when you call
• The Library Book
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i like my body when it is with your
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win

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