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• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• When he became an old man
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He flops over and bonks his head
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He weaves his words
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Oh no he di'int!
• He speaks so well!
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• If it be your will
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• HE ART
• he calls me monster
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I know when the world will end
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The end will be a sellout
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• he who (user)
• Song of the Sorceress
• I like the way he reads poetry
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He called around 5:30
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• he calls me girly (user)
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He says the most beautiful things
• I married him because he was not mean
• Psalm 119: He
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• Bless his Heart
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Glad to be gay
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Why won't he call?
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The day he gave me a lift
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• He
• He's a good guy friend
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• the word eat he
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• He tampered in God's domain
• he calls me girly_root (category)
• Maybe He's A Christian
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Someday, I will be strong
• Everything will be alright
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• s/he
• I Am He that Aches with Love

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