Findings:
- Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- You're never around when I need you
- needs must when the Devil drives
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
- When living we have need of Death
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When the Sun Rises
- When first my way to fair I took
- When your time comes
- When tofu goes bad (thing) (recording)
- The times when it's OK to not pay attention to your surroundings
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- She ain't heavy, she's a mother
- Johnny Evers
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- How to tell if you need new tires
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- I Need
- You're All I Need to Get By
- Need for Speed Underground II
- On the need for philosophers in microsocieties
- Meteors are not needed less than mountains
- America, we need to talk
- When I was your age
- What to do when your car breaks down
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- I only smoke when I drink
- When you had left our pirate fold
- The night when I felt like speaking my mind
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- These are the days when birds come back
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
- when you are in
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When Pride Still Mattered
- Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
- When We Grow Up
- When having sex in northern Norway
- When having sex in Austria
- I'll get there when I get there
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- when the time comes
- When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- All I ever wanted to be
- Best Week Ever
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- The best thing ever
- Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
- needed words
- I need it for my dreams
- Need Some Love
- everyone needs an angry love story
- All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
- The Need for Speed
- The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.
- All You Need Is Cash
- Your input is needed (document)
- When You Come
- When The Pawn...
- When pigs fly
- For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Songs to sing when protesting alongside Communists
- When Etna basks and purrs
- What did you mean when you said...
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- I Love It When It Rains At Night
- When in Rome, Never Boil
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- When oil recycling plants explode
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- When he became an old man
- When is it OK to node about noding?
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- happily ever after
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- The smallest IDE Driver ever
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Ever Falling (user)
- Brain hurt... me need caffeine...
- Do I really need Linux?
- Find a bathroom if you need to pee!
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
- Trst needs no schwa
- All You Need to Know About the Music Business
- No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- When I Die
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- When You Wish Upon a Star
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Useful phrases when visiting Thailand
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- When in doubt, throw it out
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- When Holidays Attack!
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
- Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- When summer's end is nighing
- When the lion feeds
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Ever felt that?
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- I need something to fly
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play
- I need to search your vehicle
- A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
- Does Thailand need more dams?
- Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
- don't need no credit card to ride this train
- Governments need only give the appearance of justice
- When silence reads tension
- When The Levee Breaks
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When I Touch You
- When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
- There was a time when I was a better person
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