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• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When she was bad
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• back when our blood was still warm
• When I was 9
• When touch was simple
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I was your age
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was young
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Back when grunge was still cool
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I Was Cruel
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When I was five
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I Was a Boy
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• November 4, 1995
• When I was ten years old
• When I was Fair and Young
• Public breastfeeding of grown men
• Moses Schönfinkel
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• More than he was willing to give
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• I was disillusioned
• When having sex in Poland
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• What to do when your car breaks down
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I am an old man
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• When We Were Orphans
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• When Clients Attack
• When I Woke
• When to use a semicolon in Pascal
• when we owned the world
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• One learns the most when teaching others
• When having sex in Austria
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Moses Znaimer
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• This node was made for you and me
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• God was into threesomes, Father, Son, and Ghost
• When I first met you
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When I get like this
• When you're home alone
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• When The King Comes Home
• When I watch the living meet
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• The Staff of Moses
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• This Was Your Life
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• It was not death, for I stood up
• Truth was in that mountain
• I was invisible beside you
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt

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