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• When I have female children
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Touch You
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• I know when the world will end
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When I was ten years old
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• When 'Omer Smote 'Is Bloomin' Lyre
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
• Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When the World Ends
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Lucky Wander Boy
• When I first met you
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When the Year Grows Old
• Stoned music memories
• Laugh when threatened
• when? (user)
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When Bobby Comes Down
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When I am an old woman
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Going by the script when talking to people
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• When Web Designers Attack: A New Fox Special
• Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I Paint My Masterpiece
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When everybody carries masks
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• when the time comes
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• wander off into otherness
• When Animals Attack
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I only smoke when I drink
• When the foeman bares his steel
• When the words stop working
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• When animals taunt
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• And When I Die
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When the ocean fell
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• When This Is Over
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When good cats go bald
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• i like my body when it is with your
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• When You Are Old
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Songs to sing when protesting alongside Communists
• When glided in Porphyria
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• When We Were Very Young
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• water does not expand when it freezes
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• When children become people
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Happy When It Rains
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• What to do when your brakes fail
• When willpower isn't enough
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When Shall We Take Off?
• When I would muse in boyhood
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• When Prophecy Fails
• When you wake up feeling old
• When your mind races, who wins?
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When all the stars go out at night
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Things to consider when forming a rock band
• When the boss is away...
• When in Rome: a truly funky place to stay
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When you kill people they die
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When The Kitestring Pops
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I Was Cruel
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Things to consider when naming your child
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When the great recorder comes
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• When you go, I sleep again
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• When having sex in Germany
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When you had left our pirate fold
• When the law's on your side
• When you were my baby
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• Sucking at The Sims
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?

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