• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I'll get there when I get there
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things to do when technology gets here
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When I get like this
• Stoned music memories
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Draft U.N. Security Council Resolution February 24, 2003
• Get drunk on History
• Get Smart
• Get the finger put on
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• How to avoid a car accident
• How to lie and get away with it
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• How to get a 19" monitor for free
• Life will get easier
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• How to get mugged
• Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
• How to not get the girl
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• get sum (user)
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• What I left when I left you
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I only smoke when I drink
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• smile when you say that
• When it's done
• i only knew when silence screamed
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• When is a gate not a gate?
• When I Paint My Masterpiece
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Things to consider when naming your child
• When you came
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When impressing friends with food
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Ya Got Trouble
• draft (user)
• Get over it
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• good reasons to get an education
• Get your bender on
• You can never get away from yourself
• Can't get you out of my head
• How to get a good night's sleep
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• The world's philosophers get stoned
• Getting off a ski lift on a snowboard
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Songs to sing when protesting alongside Communists
• You're never around when I need you
• What did you mean when you said...
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• When I Read Shakespeare
• When I became beautiful
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When your self esteem dwindles
• When I am King
• when we owned the world
• you breathe when your body makes you
• One learns the most when teaching others
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When All's Well
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Innocent When You Dream
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• When two vowels go walking
• Hey Ya!
• dispersal draft
• How to get it
• Jack Gets Up
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• The movies always get it wrong
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Getting wax out of carpet
• How to get free clothes in Disney World
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
• Food delivery: Where to get tips
• How to get lost
• Finding the freshest produce
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Get Born
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• I look better when I am wet
• When We Were Kings
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Useful phrases when visiting Thailand
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• when someone you disliked dies
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When is the North Pole
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Days when art is too much to bear
• ya dad (user)
• draft dodger
• Draft Resister

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