Findings:

• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• It will be good when I am leader
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The first against the wall after the Revolution came
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I will be in my trailer!
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• against the wall
• There will be no more stories to read
• Someday, I will be strong
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The television will not be revolutionized
• I am blind when I want to be
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Banging your head against a wall
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks
• When shall I be free?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• there will be a last
• Everything will be alright
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I will always be in the details
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Carl Everett
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Will I cease to be
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The end will be a sellout
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Who Will Be There
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Marks which will never be broken
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• There are times when they seem to be right
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Ego up against the wall
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• The Revolution will be televised
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Hot pursuit
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Come. And be my baby
• There will never be another you
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• If it be your will
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• There Will Be Blood
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• My RPG will be a work of art
• The next life will be better
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• all the cute guys will be there
• Will I be given that chance?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Boys will be boys
• node that will be my legacy
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• There will be time
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Every vegetable we grow is a blow against global capitalism
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Having sex up against a wall
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• walking up against the wall
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?

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