Findings:
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
- I ran over an old woman with her own car
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
- The best kind of bartender
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- She flies with her own wings
- Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Morrison's Lament
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
- The Soul selects her own Society
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- does she need to touch her own face to know?
- A Leela of Her Own
- The Bitch and Her Whelps
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- Who owns your books?
- showing the green shoots of recovery
- Shoot first (user)
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- dope sick
- The Ten Commandments revised
- What Would Buddha Do?
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- Well You Would Right (user)
- What would Machiavelli do?
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- it would be hilarious if only
- Whom I would declare war on
- Rat's ass
- The Goat and the Ass
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- The Wild Colonials
- The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
- hoss ass hole_root (category)
- bitch
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Bitch syrup
- sexy-bysexual bitch (user)
- Transgender boyfriend
- The Woman and Her Hen
- His 'N' Hers
- Pig on her back
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- From Her to Eternity
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- Documenta, the Child-Bride, bares her legs for the Ravenous Wolves of the Grey Hour
- Her smile could light up a three-story building
- Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
- the way she wears her weary
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- why she makes her wishes at 7:07
- Winds her knot? I 'ardly know 'er!
- Her hand on my heart
- Emily's Legs and Her Shoes
- Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind
- Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
- Misadventures of an Italian kind
- Roll Your own
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- How to find out your own IP address
- Madmen have a world all their own
- The Fall of the World's Own Optimist
- The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
- My very own tarpit
- resume own navigation
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- The Sick God
- I never thought it would be like this
- What Would God Do?
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- you would have been
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Could/can vs Would/will
- You would make a wonderful father
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
- ass candy (user)
- stand/alone/bitch is storing my soul in an 80-page notebook
- The Ping Pong Bitch (user)
- Iron Bitch gets dressed
- The Revolution is my boyfriend!
- Meant For Her
- All acts of love and pleasure are her rituals
- Her Voice
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- These things matter to her
- For my last trick, I made her disappear
- Letting it go to her head
- Bernice Bobs Her Hair II
- I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
- Louisa & Her Blue Guitar
- No hero in her sky
- Her faith informed his fiction
- The old hands you've baked around hers
- her (user)
- She's got Zelda Fitzgerald mercury in her veins
- Don't tell me about her
- Close Encounters of the Third Kind
- They just kind of went away
- A New Kind of Science
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- A quiet life doing one's own work
- aware of his own mortality
- E2 "Participate in Your Own Manipulation" Poster Status Update (document)
- Carbonate your own beverages
- When each had their own personal anthem
- You own my heart
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- Eating in the morning makes me sick
- Junk Sick Apocalypse
- What Would You Do For a KlondikeŽ Bar?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- If you would like to contact DMan
- Who Would True Valour See
- I did not say it would make sense
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- What would you do if you weren't afraid?
- What would Jesus buy?
- The Ass and the Frogs
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Kicking ass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- bitch sticks
- That little bitch Marla Singer: A cultural critique of sexism in Fight Club
- Bitch set me up!
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
- Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
- dance with her
- Song of a Young Lady to her Ancient Lover
- To Her Body
- So bashful when I spied her
- I cannot find the right words to tell her this
- To her secret heart
- Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- her kitty cat_root (category)
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- bone in her teeth
- Jacqueline and Her Cat
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- Her smile, thinking about you
- And she's walking as if her feet hurt
- Two kinds of fat
- Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
- a kind of pulling away
- I cut my own hair
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- in cities not our own
- Someday I hope to own a garden gnome
- Learn to Program: Defining your Own Functions
- I own an axe
- a sea of assholes celebrating the jetsam of their own bile
- I forget my own orbit
- bamboo shoots
- Shoot first_root (category)
- sick as a dog
- Sick of Life
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