Findings:

• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• (she's a monster) she ate my heart
• The dingo's got my baby!
• ate
• -ate
• JFK Junior Ate My Television
• My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem
• The dog ate my homework
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• Random ho ate my food
• Who ate all the pies?
• Kobolds Ate My Baby!
• The cars that ate Paris
• God Ate My Homework
• Transporter Room 3 ate my balls
• Square Bush Ate My Balls
• The Cat Ate My Gymsuit
• The shit we ate
• We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
• Zombies Ate My Neighbors
• He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
• How Eulenspiegel ate the roasted chickens off the spit
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• Elvis Ate America
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• The Creature That Ate Sheboygan
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• Eye H. Ate (user)
• Z. Heyzen Ates
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• The year the casinos ate the Jockey Club
• ate (user)
• Henry Ate
• Team Jet-Poop ate my balls
• E2 ate my peeps! (e2poll)
• The Fruit That Ate Itself
• Cinderella ate the pumpkin
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• The moss that ate Multnomah
• She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
• I, Ate
• Dad (user)
• Calvin's dad
• customer : good dad
• Dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• Dad's Army
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Dad humor
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Becoming a Dad
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Cordelia's Dad
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• Gun Nut Dad
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's "Joke"
• Hey, Dad!
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• deadbeat dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Dad's Root Beer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Salvation for modern Dads
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• My dad died
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• dad joke
• Monster
• green monster
• Monster 3D
• Cookie Monster vocals
• Cookie Monster
• Loch Ness Monster
• Bride of the Monster
• Robot Monster
• Monster Magnet
• Gila monster
• Sea monster
• Zoe Monster
• Herry Monster
• The Monster at the End of This Book
• Telly Monster
• monster simple group
• Rust Monster
• Monster Manual
• Monster Manual II
• The tentacle monster and school official conspiracy theory
• Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)
• Invisible Monsters
• Mailbox Monster
• The Giant Gila Monster
• Aaahh! Real Monsters
• Lowell Lock Monsters
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Monster Cookies
• Dragon Warrior Monsters
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• scroll of scare monster
• scroll of confuse monster
• Polenta with roasted red pepper sauce, roasted monster mushrooms, salad of fresh peas and onions
• The Mystery of Monster Mountain (and Captain America)
• Getting in touch with my monster
• potion of monster detection
• The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters
• Professional Monster
• Little Monster
• Green-Eyed Monster
• Mail Order Monsters
• Brooklyn Monster Ale
• Monster Munch
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Ridiculous Monster
• Monster Fun
• The Monster Mash
• Twenty Monsters of Chaos
• Monsters of the Sea
• Big Head Todd and the Monsters
• First Fiction: Monsters
• Monster truck show
• There's a Monster in My Closet
• Beware the Lobster Claw Monster!
• Monster Dog
• hopeful monster
• Monster Zero

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