Findings:

• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Life without music would be a mistake
• eternity would be boring
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Mind without body
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• That would be me
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I never thought it would be like this
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• To be noble in an average life
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• No place I'd rather be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How to be a Better Person
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• Everything I say would make a good nodeshell
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• What is it like to be a bat?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If It Be True
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Be Not Afraid
• Glad to be gay
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Work hard. Be strong.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• it's expensive to be poor
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Let us be our own pornographers
• Death It Be

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