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• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• been through the fire
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• It's been years since we were born
• love like you've never been hurt
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Sally guests I have known
• Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Men have feelings too
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I have one whole anus
• Why we have two ears
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Long Haired Preachers
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• What do I have of my mother's?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have a Little Dreidel
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Words have power
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• time travel through sleep deprivation
• Ten inch knife through my hand - All for green onion pancakes
• The sound of Methodists' singing drifts in through my window
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• As through the wild green hills of Wyre
• Through thick and thin
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I have lots of gay friends
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Till We Have Faces
• My hands have lost their memory
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Could you have danced with me?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• we have sought the ugliest things
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• Love Through Offense
• Shih Ho, biting through
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• Christian fundamentalists will end the world through fear and suffering
• Through the Looking Glass - Chapter 1
• Flipping through the pages of a tear stained magazine
• Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole
• Gracious God, flowing through the river
• trillions of solar neutrinos are passing through your body this very second
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• It's been lovely
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• The Walls have Ears
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I feel I have committed murder
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf

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