Findings:

• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Cats don't have brakes
• all living things must above all else have hope
• you don't have to do this
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• A reason to drink
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Stoned music memories
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't have the time
• I don't have a television set
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• So you don't have to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• No, I don't have channel 11
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Baptist jokes
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• When living we have need of Death
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Penis size and impregnation
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Philip K. Dick
• Deadeye Dick
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Dick Higgins
• Dick Ring
• Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
• big dick
• Dick Smith
• Dick Gregory
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Dick's
• My dick fell asleep
• Dick Van Dyke
• Tom, Dick, and Harry
• Moby Dick - Chapter 7
• Moby Dick - Chapter 8
• Moby Dick - Chapter 9
• Moby Dick - Chapter 10
• Moby Dick - Chapter 13
• Moby Dick - Chapter 14
• Moby Dick - Chapter 15
• Moby Dick - Chapter 16
• Moby Dick - Chapter 17
• Moby Dick - Chapter 18
• Moby Dick - Chapter 19
• Moby Dick - Chapter 20
• Moby Dick - Chapter 21
• Moby Dick - Chapter 22
• Moby Dick - Chapter 23
• Moby Dick - Chapter 24
• Moby Dick - Chapter 25
• Moby Dick - Chapter 26
• Moby Dick - Chapter 27
• Moby Dick - Chapter 28
• Moby Dick - Chapter 47
• Moby Dick - Chapter 51
• Moby Dick - Chapter 52
• Moby Dick - Chapter 53
• Moby Dick - Chapter 54
• Moby Dick - Chapter 55
• Moby Dick - Chapter 56
• Moby Dick - Chapter 57
• Moby Dick - Chapter 58
• Moby Dick - Chapter 61
• Moby Dick - Chapter 62
• Moby Dick - Chapter 63
• Moby Dick - Chapter 64
• Moby Dick - Chapter 65
• Moby Dick - Chapter 66
• Moby Dick - Chapter 67
• Moby Dick - Chapter 68
• Moby Dick - Chapter 69
• Moby Dick - Chapter 70
• Moby Dick - Chapter 71
• Moby Dick - Chapter 72
• Moby Dick - Chapter 73
• Moby Dick - Chapter 74
• Moby Dick - Chapter 75
• Moby Dick - Chapter 76
• Moby Dick - Chapter 77
• Moby Dick - Chapter 78
• Moby Dick - Chapter 79
• Moby Dick - Chapter 80
• Moby Dick - Chapter 81
• Moby Dick - Chapter 82
• Moby Dick - Chapter 83
• Moby Dick - Chapter 84
• Moby Dick - Chapter 85
• Moby Dick - Chapter 86
• Moby Dick - Chapter 87
• Moby Dick - Chapter 88
• Moby Dick - Chapter 89
• Moby Dick - Chapter 90
• Moby Dick - Chapter 91
• Moby Dick - Chapter 92
• Moby Dick - Chapter 134
• A double-edged sword has no point
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Deadwood Dick
• Dick Bruna
• Andy Dick
• Dick Laurent
• Liquor Dick
• You're a dick
• Dick Cheney
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Dick Deadeye
• Sexual Revolution in Moby Dick
• Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen
• Dick Trickle
• Dick Fosbury
• Dick King-Smith
• Dick's Last Resort
• Dick Whittington
• Maynard's Dick
• Dick Hyman
• Joe Dick
• Dick Bong
• I Love Hip Hop

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