Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "we can't decide the best way to solve this so let's throw in a monkey wrench that makes the choice obvious"

• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Monkey Wrench
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• you can't have it both ways
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• Best way to a man's heart
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
• So I let her go
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• The Monkey Wrench Gang
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• So you've decided to order pizza…
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• You can't make someone love you
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• Make Way for Ducklings
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Left-handed monkey wrench
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• MULTIPLE CHOICE (choose the best answer)
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• So you've decided to start smoking
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• Best way to sort in Java
• Let's blaze a trail through the trash and make love in the dumpster
• The torches are lit. Let's make a map.
• What makes her so cute?
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• So, you want to make a language?
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• make it so
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• the way the leaves move, the green light, so green
• it's so obvious
• One way to catch a monkey
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• The best way is to walk
• Fluoxetine
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• The choice you have to make
• Let's Make a Deal
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Your choice, monkey
• the best way to sit at and use your computer
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Let's All Make Believe
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Make Monkey Fast
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Moms make the best lunches
• You make it so hard to hate
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• This is the way we make meaning of the past
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• 50 Ways to Make a Muffin
• Miles per gallon
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Best Buy
• best
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• The best teacher I ever had
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• Bed wrench
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• the best teachers assume nothing
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea

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