• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• We're trying to have a baby
• Dark Fact (user)
• Factual Faction for the Freedom of Fine Facts
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• What Might Have Been
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Have Blue_root (category)
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Operant conditioning and E2 voting
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• If This Were a Movie
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• When Things Were Rotten
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• There were times better than this
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• What We're Hiding
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• Necronomicon: To Compound Ye Incense Of Zkauba
• out of the lie of no rises a truth of yes
• Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
• the fact that
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• All the fairies have gone
• Have a kosher passover!
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• I want to have known
• We have standards AND pants
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• Probability Distribution Voting
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• It hurt when we were pruned
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• And Then There Were None
• Were the Allies Hypocrites?
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• As it were
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• A Pity. We were such a good invention.
• How we were, before you were
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Adeste Fideles (O Come All Ye Faithful)
• Ye sacred Muses
• I am taking the silence as a yes
• fact
• A Theory of Facts
• Of Subtext, Subtlety, and Coming In After The Fact
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Words that only have one context
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• need sex have money_root (category)
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I believe you have my stapler
• voting precinct
• A statistical analysis of current voting behavior on everything2
• We're all doing just fine
• We're, Where, Were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Were there a god!
• If there were no birds
• We're screwed, my friends
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• If we were ghosts
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Ye Olde Space Band
• God Rest Ye Unitarians
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• fun fact
• The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
• You have a big finger
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• Penis size and impregnation
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• blondes have more fun
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I Have Zero Fish_root (category)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• the only comfort we could ever have
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• how many lines of code have you written?
• I have failed
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• Not voting also expresses your opinion
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted

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