Findings:

• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
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• Trompe
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• What if the world were flat?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• what was it (user)
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• What was stolen by someone else
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Azza Wa Jal
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• Love Actually
• Team Jet-Poop Christmas Special
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I was not sleeping anymore
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• It was a start
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• lycanthrope (user)
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was looking for you
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How was the Bible canonized?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• This node was made for you and me
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• She was too beautiful to be human
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The day I was showering with two black men
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• 'T was
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I was ten years old
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• I was adored once too
• When I was 9
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• It was the right thing to do.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• A consequence of actually feeling
• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Jet-Poop
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• God was created in man's image
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• November 4, 1995
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• it was true then
• Your husband was a great man
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• The pickup-lines that actually work
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• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Na of Wa
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday

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