Findings:

• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• dictated but not read
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Cleaning for Guests
• special guests
• Everything But the Girl
• cigarette butt
• But what are they really thinking?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• rising butt
• Boudreaux's Butt Paste
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Yeah, but still
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• permanent guest host
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• Persistent organic pollutants
• The Most Unwanted Song
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The Doubtful Guest
• Zeit's Guest (user)
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Naked but for Innocence
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• The Three Unrestricted Guests of Arthur's Court, and The Three Wanderers
• guest of honor
• Good from far, but far from good
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• High school can kill you
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the guest from the future
• persistent handler
• Herbs to stop unwanted advances
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• but what's the moral of the story?
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• asif butt (user)
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Christopher Guest
• New Writeups (guest user) (nodelet)
• butt naked
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense

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