• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• kill me now (user)
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Hear me now
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Someone please kill me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• How Prom nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• let me know who you are now.
• kill me (user)
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• She kills me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Your eyes still kill me.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• me, now and again
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• think of me now
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Yes me, right now
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Do you think you could love me now?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• how my computer nearly killed me
• That which does not kill me...
• Nothing can stop me now
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Frilly putty in me now
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• kill me now_root (category)
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Please Kill Me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Kill Zone
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• curiosity killed the cat
• Power Kill
• How to kill your mates on Everything2
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• Two killed in "transporter accident"
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Experience has made me bitter
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I want your hands on me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• May those who are born after me
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Teach me to dream
• A conversation between me and god
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• He Hate Me
• If you told me this never happened
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• You lost me
• Eat me beat me lady
• Make me care
• all of these people are me
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Simple words, simple dreams
• Me and Edith Head
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• No Honey Nor Bee for Me
• All around me
• ender will save me (user)
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Tonight You Belong To Me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• The me I hope to become
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• remember me (user)
• It is now kistomary to cuss the bride
• Ban pictures of Everythingians as user pics NOW
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• More, Now, Again
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• poems now!
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• This machine kills fascists
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• kinetic kill weapon
• Killing a polar bear without a rifle
• Kill Your Idol_root (category)
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• She says kill. I say how many.
• Give me a break!
• I vs. me
• You like me, you really like me!
• given to me in pieces
• I wouldn't date me
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• kiss me quick
• where does that leave me?
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: You, Me, We
• Plead for me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• things that scared me this week
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• Word Me!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Not Youth Pertains to Me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Calgon, take me away
• Against Me!
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• let me kiss you (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• let me love you (user)
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• What is in me (user)
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.

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