Findings:

• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• April/May 2007 news, quests, and events (document)
• Cannot turn off your computer
• it is your turn now
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• tumble turn
• Cruyff turn
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Turn Left
• Signature Event Context
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• The tide that turns the sea
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• The Bookworm Turns: An Everything Literary Quest
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• twin halves of one august event
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Turn your head and cough
• The worm has turned
• toss and turn
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Know Your Current Events
• Event One
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Turn Off Your TV
• The Turn of a Friendly Card
• Right turns mean faster driving
• Whatever turns you on
• TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• Surah 56 The Event
• Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict
• Fall/Winter 2008 Quests and Events (document)
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Turn based strategy
• Right lane MUST turn right
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• How to turn around in the street
• Horrible, Horrible is Turned the Earth!
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• In the Event of an Actual Emergency
• The Event Horizon
• I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you
• The Turn of the Screw
• Turn on Your Love Light
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• linguistic turn
• Pádraig Turns The Worm
• Events leading to the Philippine-American War
• June 2007 news, quests, and events (document)
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Watermelon hookah
• fundamental turn
• until the tides turn
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Timeline of important events in the Star Wars galaxy
• Disaster/Event
• Winter 2009 Quests and Events (document)
• turn on
• the clock turns and hours step
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Turn Undead
• the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
• i turned bad
• International Nuclear Event Scale
• The train of events and the burst
• The Tables Turned
• bottom turn
• Enabling Root User in Mac OS X
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• current events
• Events leading to the Massacre at Wounded Knee
• July 2007 news, quests, and events (document)
• As the World Turns
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Turn A Gundam
• sitcom turn
• How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
• There are no left turn lanes
• The scientists surrender their chemistry of mud and the song turns to destruction
• ATBBST: Manly Games Event 5, Part 1
• Event stream
• Spring 2009 Quests and Events (document)
• Sea turn
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• How good bands go wrong
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Evaline Turns the Worm
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• things you can't turn into poetry
• event viewer
• main event (user)
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• top turn
• Enabling dedicated swap in Mac OS X
• Turn turtle
• Turn anything into a sound file
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Event Horizon
• Atomic Event
• August 2007 news, quests, and events (document)
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• turn out
• How to make a left turn in LA
• Turn of the Century
• The Donnas Turn 21
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• heaven turned hell
• In Event of Moon Disaster
• CAIR statement on the events of September 11, 2001
• E2 decaversary events (document)
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• The smoke turned into rain
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• My turn signal is not a request
• A Small Turn Of Human Kindness
• Objective description of an event
• October 2006 quests and events (document)
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• The World Turned Upside Down
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I Turned Out a Punk
• A Fate turned sharply, Key in Lock
• Dance Event Promoters And New Year's Eve
• September 2007 News, Quests, and Events (document)
• Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
• Ampere turn
• bootlegger turn
• hook turn
• Turn O Libertad
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• bootleg turn
• things to yell at sporting events
• Socrates vs. Homer: The Main Event
• Derren Brown: The Events
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Right turn Clyde
• One Good Turn
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark
• Airborne Toxic Event
• November/December 2006 quests and events (document)
• turn based
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• turn back
• No Left Turn Unstoned (Cardboard Cowboy)
• The day I turned green
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Muddy Waters Turned to Wine
• sound event
• tail event
• October 2007 News, Quests, and Events (document)
• T.A.Z.: Communique #11: Special Holiday Season Food Issue Rant: Turn Off the Lite!
• Turn not towards me
• Why fresh cut apples turn brown
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• The Aeroplane Flies High (Turns Left, Looks Right)
• I await my turn to leave us behind.

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