Findings:

• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• words hiss into me
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• things you can't turn into poetry
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The smoke turned into rain
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Turn not towards me
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• Run and turn into butter
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Watermelon hookah
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Turn anything into a sound file
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
• A Better Version of Me
• Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Me and Will
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Color Me Badd
• Me Hearties (user)
• all your faults in me
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• Please, Call me Honky
• He that is not with me is against me.
• fuck me and marry me young
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Tell Me What You Think
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• why me
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• Trouble me
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• wander off into otherness
• A photograph turned face-down
• pushing farther into the west
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• tumble turn
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• Horrible, Horrible is Turned the Earth!
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Pádraig Turns The Worm
• Launching the Web into outer space
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Morrigan's Quest
• Out of the frying pan, into the fire
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Off the catwalk, into the dark
• She walked into the room
• Driving into the night
• Adventures into the world of dehydration
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• That's me inside your head
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You'll Find Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Give Me Your Children
• let me hate for you
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Mr. T and Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• They Don't Want Me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• Don't Pass Me By
• Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• nobody will let me start a country
• a new me (user)
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• She doesn't need me anymore
• tell me all your reasons
• you and me against the world
• Tell him, she told me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Let Me In
• They call me Engineer-khan
• the way you don't look at me
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• Tell me a story about mains
• Assimilate your goldfish into Everything
• Fold Me Up
• Turn Off Your TV

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