You'll try anything. At least once.
You own The Joy of Sex, The Joy of Gay Sex, The Kama Sutra.
You're a member of The Mile High Club. You've masturbated in public, know the true meaning of Love in an Elevator, even dallied with The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name.
You've studied pornography, you've visited sex clubs, you know the one thing to say to get anyone and everyone into your bed.
You've participated in orgies, circle jerks, and daisy chains. You've hosted same. You're familiar with anal sex, oral sex, digital sex, and vegetable sex. You carry a catalog of lubes and sensual ointments in your mind. You know what goes where, and why.
You've swung your partner do-si-do. You know that S and M doesn't mean Spaniards and Mexicans. You believe bisexuality is just a label used by timid wimps. You've had drug-enhanced sex, drug induced sex, you've even had sex stone cold sober. The Purity Test doesn't even begin to cover your exploits.
You are a trysexual.
Just what are you looking for?