Findings:

• trying to be a feminist
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Trying desperately to be cool
• lost, or trying to be
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Trying to be friends
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• don't be absurd (user)
• Bound To Be Read
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• God must be deaf
• it would be hilarious if only
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Trying to read
• An Artistic Analysis of 2001: A Space Odyssey
• Not to be taken internally
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• we used to be punk
• Children should be seen and not heard
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How to be a fuck-up
• Death Be Not Proud
• Be sure it's legal
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• habitual be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Quake Done Quick
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How To Be Good
• I want to be the air around you.
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• The IND That Used To Be
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Be My Kurt Cobain
• Starving in the greenhouse
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• we shall all be healed
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• don t ' evr be my sandjinnaemon
• be's
• She could be a businesswoman
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• So you want to be a composer
• How Should A Person Be?
• Trying to burn my aunt Margaret at the stake
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• The Artistic Progression of U2
• I wanna be your dog
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I'll be back
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• Be a man
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Be sweet honey cakes
• It can be cold in the dark
• Something to Be Desired
• Publish and be damned!
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• This node should be filled with waka!
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• Eat shit or puke trying
• artistic
• They Might Be Giants
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• be seeing you
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Be cool in college
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• College football must be preserved
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• An M pretending to be an S
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown

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