Findings:

• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• there will be a last
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This love will be your downfall.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Will I be given that chance?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will be silent as I wait
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• It will be good when I am leader
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Trespassers Will
• The revolution will not be televised
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• node that will be my legacy
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The next life will be better
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Carl Everett
• Who Will Be There
• Someday, I will be strong
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• If it be your will
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I fear I will be nothing
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Squids will be Squids
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• the world will be remade in our image
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• It will never be just you
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I will be light
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• They will not be named!
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be your young sinner
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There Will Be Blood
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall

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