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• treat me like a woman
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• My Company Likes Me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Republican Like Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• treat every moment like it's your last
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Women only like me for my mind
• Black Like Me
• You're like a brother to me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Walk Like Me
• I like you; do you like me?
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Loves me like a bottle
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• unfinished (like me)
• Look siad me Be like me
• RevPhil treats objects like women
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Bleed Like Me
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• You like me, you really like me!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• See? It likes me!
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• He brings me books like flowers
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dead Like Me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Do you like me?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• eyed me like a female mantis
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• A Doll Like Me
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• kill me now (user)
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• What is in me (user)
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• =Yo N ode me
• Your tears make me smile
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• Please, Call me Honky
• God is an imaginary friend for adults
• He that is not with me is against me.
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• like this
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Tell Me What You Think
• Like Water for Chocolate
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• How Eulenspiegel treated the bishop's physician
• cp like a monk
• I like plastics.
• Thieves Like Us
• All religions are not like Christianity
• Like a diamond etches glass
• Float Like a Butterfly
• Tasty like a raindrop
• Eyes like extinguished paper lanterns
• Pretty like fire
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Walking down the street at night, buzzing like a transformer
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• A face like a slapped arse
• blue like an arrow, deep and true
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• Food that tastes like roses
• lies like cyanide_root (category)
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• A Love Like That
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• I still like a bedtime story
• There's no place like homenode
• like taking X million cars off the road
• So Sue Me
• Drink Me
• Big Me
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• A Woman Waits for Me
• Tomorrow Belongs to Me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Portland, Maine
• Add Me On
• listen()
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• The things that get me (barely) through
• god help me
• What RU-486 means to me
• Death makes me tired
• Comin' to carry me home
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• me neither
• It's not me, it's you
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Take Me As I Am
• She Fucks Me
• Release Me
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• boss i wish you had told me
• So help me God
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• She only wants me for tech support
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Love Me or Leave Me
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• let me kiss you (user)
• Chica Me Tipo
• Dance Me Outside
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Get Behind Me Satan
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• nobody will let me start a country
• Give me something worth reading
• Adult crime, adult time
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Young Adult Fiction
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• I know what it's like to be dead
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Piece Of Me
• Like Cockatoos
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Urinating like a woman
• treat
• I Like Traffic Lights
• trick or treat game
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• i like his madness
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• Reprint what you like
• I like to Breathe
• New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would like to have emotions
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• by people who know what salsa should taste like

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