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• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Using a command line
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Type A blood
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Never Been Kissed
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I've Never Been to Me
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• What Might Have Been
• You have been the daylight shining
• I have never
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• travel agent
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Have brain, will travel
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The path we have been walking
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• love like you've never been hurt
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Questions we will never have answers to
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Actors who have played Hitler
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• never know who told it best
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Oceania has never been at war
• Something I Can Never Have
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have never felt more alive
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Evolution has never been observed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• People who don't smoke will never die
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Know your pets
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• Why I've never been ice skating
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• you're never anywhere i find you
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• You who never arrived
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Who's To Blame

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