A delightful concoction to be taken with some heady red wine and a comfy lounge.

Connoisseurs describe the experience as the best thing since Boy-on-a-string was presented to the general public. The desire for the product had been fueled by girls wanting to have their pretty boys on tow, whilst not wanting the responsibility of owning a Real Boy.

The pleasures of a Toyboy are irresistable and are the prefect comfort to the recent break-up. As you know, girls find it hard without the physical affection - so the Toyboy is the prefect on-call substitute.

The cost? One well polished halo.