One of life's great rewards. Imagine, there are people out there who are paid to answer your trivial / stupid / odd / outright insane questions about their company's product! Practically nothing you ask, provided it's asked in a sincere manner, will faze them. Is there peanut butter in Coke? Is Mountain Dew based on an ancient alchemical formula for the elixir of eternal life? What is the recommended storage temperature for Cadbury's Creme Eggs? What should I do if I get one stuck up my bum?