Findings:

• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Where do you want to go today?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• I can do much better than this
• What loneliness can do to you
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• I can do it myself
• There is nothing the dead can do
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• You can do anything
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to disprove the possibility of global warming
• What did you do for your mother today?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• What Germans do best
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Can Am
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Know How, Can Do
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I can do shit with my legs
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Do not speak. I am in music.
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Do what you can as you do
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• If you can say something nice, do
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• for now this is the best that can be done
• can control
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Mega Mouth Slam Can
• How you can become infected with HIV
• people cannot understand sarcasm
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• can of worms
• The soda can squirt gun
• As any fool can plainly see
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I can see the evening stars
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You can survive anything
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do you work here?
• What do we do?
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Do as I say, not as I do
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Stuff to Do in Davis
• O Memorial do Convento
• Teso Dos Bichos
• If you insist on killing defenseless animals, do it properly
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• You Am I
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• 8:16 AM
• Dear Everything, do you live in Vancouver on December 15th?
• I am a Christian
• How fish reproduce
• bind()
• Do I Love You (Indeed I Do)
• AM/PM
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Pontiac Grand Am
• How do you get there?
• I am comfortable with my femaleness
• I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I am a verbal guerilla
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• RC Pro Am
• The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'll do anything to pass
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• we do it in hopes they'll come back
• I am Re (user)
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• i am porta (user)
• What am I?
• I miss the way you do the dishes
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• Ghosts Can't Do It
• I am Godzilla, you are Japan!
• coding drunk
• The Drunk Joke
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• At least you tried your best
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• Blaine
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• The best line I ever used
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend

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