"That's as useless as tits on a bull!"

Plainly stated, tits on bulls are supposedly useless. Granted, I don't think that if I were a baby calf, I'd want to suck on my father's tits -- even if he did have them. The father can't produce breast milk anyhow, so why would he have tits?

Tits on a bull? Useless? No, not really!

A similar question can be posed: Why do men have nipples? Well, because they're sensative as shit, and it feels good when women (or men, whatever your sexual orientation allows), play with them.

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