Findings:

• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• You stole what they would have given you
• This will never happen
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What if it never happened?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I never thought it would be like this
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• a ship's construct would never understand
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I would like to have emotions
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Accidents Never Happen
• Bernie would have won
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• If you told me this never happened
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I have never
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Something I Can Never Have
• World War II never happened
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have never felt more alive
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Using a command line
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• What pornos would have us believe
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• you would have been
• That is a thing that might have happened
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• you have never been safe
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• he would have laughed
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I Have Never Known a World
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• based on events that may have happened
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I never thought I would node this
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• he would have cried
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Video, or it never happened.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• worse things have happened to better people
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Something Happens
• Shit happens
• As It Happens
• You mean the me that you would be
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What happened to claymation?
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it

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