Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Before you, there was me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The time my father caught me having sex
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- The whole world is lying to me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- This node was made for you and me
- I was a homeless bum
- She only wants me for sex
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- She was watching me and I didn't know it.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- Varus me meus ad suos amores
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Windows ME and Scandisk
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Take Me Down to the Infirmary
- Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
- Tear Me Down
- Neuropsychopharmacology and me
- The Killer Inside Me
- My northerliness allowed me to see bears
- O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
- ME IN LOVE (user)
- Me Hearties (user)
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
- It's me that you need
- The Rain Falls For Me
- sex symbol
- Sex Goddess
- Sex Packets
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
- Sex and Zen & a Bullet in the Head
- Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
- The future of Sex
- Mr. Zog's Sex Wax
- Sex industry
- Antarctic sex
- all day I dream about sex
- No Sex Please: We're British
- Download Free Sex Video_root (category)
- Sex cards
- Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- I was into them after they were hip
- I once was a clueless young noder
- I wish I was carrying cigarettes
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Was it something I said?
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
- My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- If 6 Was 9
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- There was a man and a woman
- Know me better, and love me better
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- Pleased to Meet Me
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- All he left her was alone
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
- And It Stoned Me
- This time vote like your whole world depended on it
- Je me souviens
- Whole Foods Market
- The thought that kept me awake
- They came together so as to form one whole
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Give Me Strength
- Comin' to carry me home
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- How television car chases influenced me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- feline allergies
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- You will not remember me at all
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Pedro and Me
- He brings me books like flowers
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
- utell me (user)
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- me too (user)
- Show Me Love
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- The full moon made me do it
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Tell me more
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- Globalization and Me
- Streetlights woke me; they left me tired
- the very fact that i cannot see your eyes is what burdens me
- See? It likes me!
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- you hear me? (user)
- And it makes me wonder
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Sex, Lies, and Videotape
- consensual sex
- Mutually orgasmic sex
- Tantric Sex
- Bad Sex Prize
- Sex with your best friend
- Harry Potter or Sex?
- Sex Drugs and Divorce
- Sex, Love, and Rock n Roll
- sex video_root (category)
- Free Homemade Sex Movie (user)
- female oral sex
- Intelligent design and anal sex
- Cybersex before it was cool
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
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